Short Review: The Big Lebowski.

Even though I’ve seen this movie a few times now, I’m still having trouble giving it a full-out review. So here goes with a short one…

Warning: The following review has been rated R by the MPAA… or something.

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Premise: The Dude gets mistaken for a rich guy that has the same name, gets his rug peed on, goes to get a new one from the rich guy, and gets caught up in a kidnapping scandal… all right before the big bowling championships.

Starring: Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Julianne Moore, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tara Reid, John Turturro.

My Reaction: They peed on his fucking rug. ‘Shut the fuck up, Donnie.’ Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling. You don’t fuck with the Jesus. Fucking hilarious. Fucking weird dreams. Vagina.

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And to be more along the lines of this review:

And because this is hilarious (and I know it's longer than 5 seconds, but it's still funny):